Big Brother: Swirly Style 2 Preview

“Hey, this is still a fanfic!” Swirly yelled at the studio audience, who all cheered madly.  "So, yeah, welcome to Big Brother:  Swirly Style 2!"

The crowd cheered madly for everybody.

"Here to join me, is my fabulous cohost, Coco!" Swirly yelled.

Coco walked out and the crowd practically ripped their clothes off for him.

"Wow, gross, some of you have boobs," Coco told them, so they all redressed themselves.

"And the winner of our first season, Roxy Lalonde!"

Roxy walked out, waving to her fans, and everyone cheered for her, except for Coco, who was booing her horribly.

Swirly and Roxy both just stared at him.

"Anyway, once again, we’re about to shove fourteen random people from various shows and games or whatever into this giant house and they have to fight all summer to evict each other and win money or something!” Swirly said.

"It's not easy," Roxy told everyone, and the crowd gasped dramatically.

"So let's start!" Swirly yelled.  "First off, it's Johnny Bravo!"

A really muscular guy with giant blonde hair walked out and posed for all the women, who were mostly disgusted by his existence.

"Hey, sup?" Swirly asked.

"Nothin' much," Johnny said.  "Just ready to, uh, get in that house and get my dick wet, you hear?"

"You're a sexist pig!" Coco shouted feministically, as he picked Johnny up and threw him off to the side.

"Okay, second is Derek Zoolander!" Swirly yelled.

Some middle-aged man of questionable attractiveness walked out and duckfaced, and everybody went crazy.

"HE'S SO HOT, I THINK!" Roxy yelled, to which Coco and Swirly agreed.

"I call that one my 'Blue Steel,'" Derek said in his retarded voice.

"omw go stand over there with the less attractive guy!" Swirly yelled, and Derek obliged.

"So next is Gretchen Wieners!"

Some cute high school girl walked out and waved cutely to the crowd.

"*tons of Mean Girls quotes*" Swirly and Coco said.

"Um, what?" Gretchen asked.

Roxy just shrugged at her.

"lol nothing," they told her.  "Just go over there and look pretty!"

"Well, if there's one thing I'm good at!" she yelled as she went to stand by the two guys.

"Next is Pennywise!" Swirly yelled.

A terrifying clown walked out, and everybody in the audience just stared silently at him.

"Um, hey," he said, waving awkwardly to the crowd.

"Hey," some random guy in the back said.

"So um, sup, Pennywise?" Swirly asked.

"Not much, " he said.  "Just trying to combat stereotypes against killer clowns, you know."

"Neat," Swirly told him.  "So um, go stand over there."

Pennywise did as he was told, and Coco and Roxy both just stared at each other.

"Next up is Cheerleader!"

A really badly drawn bitch in a pink dress walked out and waved to everybody, who cheered confusedly.

"Hey!  What's up, boys?" she asked.

"nm!" Coco replied.

"Are you excited for the game?" Swirly asked.

"I'm ready to meet some cute boys!" Cheerleader yelled in her awful voice, as she ran off to stand by Johnny.

"Awks," Roxy said.

"Next is the Wii Fit Trainer!"

Some hot albino CGI bitch in workout clothes cartwheeled onto the stage and started doing jumping jacks in front of the hosts.

Swirly and Coco just stared at each other.

"Hey, Wii Fit Trainer!" Swirly said.

"Hey, sup?" she asked, as she dropped down and started doing push-ups.

"Are you-  Okay, you're making me feel bad!" Swirly yelled.  "Go stand with the other cunts."

Trainer shrugged and standing backflipped from where she was to join the rest of the cast.

"Next is Palmon!"

Some cute little green plant Digimon thing with a giant flower on her head walked out.

"SHE'S SO CUTE!" Swirly, Coco, and Roxy all yelled.

Palmon just stared at them, as they spent the next five minutes squealing to each other about how adorable she is, so she just kind of wandered off.

"Oh, where'd she go?" Coco asked.

"Um, idk," Swirly said.  "But next is Shikamaru Nara!"

Some random ninja guy walked out, except he wasn't dressed like a ninja at all.

"Stereotypes are a drag," Shikamaru said to the narrator, who sobbed.

"So hey, sup?" Swirly asked.

"Nothing," Shikamaru said boredly.  "I don't even know why I signed up for this."

"Well you're trapped now!" Coco yelled.

Shikamaru just shrugged and went to stand with everyone else.

"Okay, so next is-"

"HEY, Y'ALL!" yelled some short, fat little girl in a pink dress.

"Oh, fuck, it's young Paula Deen!" Coco cried.

"I'm Honey Boo Boo!" Honey Boo Boo yelled.

"Are you excited to play the game, honey?" Swirly asked.

"DON'T CONDESCEND TO ME!" she screamed, kicking him in the knee and running off.

"I like her," Coco said, as Swirly was hopping up and down in pain.

"Anyway, next is Ms. Brown!" Swirly said.

Suddenly, a hot piece of brown ass with killer legs walked out, but she's an M&M, so if you're attracted to her, you're disgusting!!!

"Oh," FurAffinity sobbed.

"Hello, boys," she purred.

"Sup?" they asked, as Roxy crossed her arms angrily.

"Oh, you know," she said.  "Just ready to destroy the competition!  The usual!"  She laughed poshly and walked off to stand by the losers.

"<3," Swirly and Coco said.

"Next up is Scott Hoying!"

Some hot blond guy dressed up like a hood rat walked out and sang something.

"omg!" Swirly gushed.

Coco :froll:ed and threw up on the stage.

"Eep, Scott, what's up?" Swirly asked.

"I'm winnin' this, yeah yeah!" he sang.

Swirly nodded in agreement, but Coco just :froll:ed again and threw him off to the side.

"So next is Fred Jones!" Coco yelled.

Another hot blond guy walked out, but this one was dressed like a giant homo with an ascot and everything.

"Hey, sup?" Swirly asked.

"Um, not much!" Fred said.  "Ready to get in this house and solve the big mystery!"

"That's not-" Swirly begam.

"Oh, and also to fuck some hot guys!"

"Oh, okay," Swirly said.  "Go stand with the rest!"

"Next is Sarah Palin…"

Some dumb Alaskan broad walked out and waved to the crowd, who was booing her madly.

"Hey, Sarah," Swirly said flatly.

Sarah opened her mouth wide to talk and sucked in a giant obnoxious breath.

"Don't talk," Swirly ordered, as he shoved her over to the rest.

"Phew!" Roxy and Coco both yelled.

"And last but, probably least, it's Kiyotaka Ishimaru!"

Some really awkward Japanese kid in a school uniform walked out and stood at attention.

"Hey, Ishima-" Swirly began.

"STAND UP STRAIGHT! YOUR POSTURE IS AWFUL!" he yelled at them.

Swirly, Coco, and Roxy all immediately stiffened their backs, and began looking around worriedly at each other.

"EYES FRONT!" Ishimaru screamed.

They all eeped in fear and stared straight ahead.

"That's better," he told them, as he walked off to be with the other HouseGuests.

"So awks, there's our cast," Swirly said, still standing at attention.  “Join us next time, whenever the hell that’s might be, for the first exciting installment of BIG BROTHER: SWIRLY STYLE 2!”

The audience cheered madly as everything faded to black.